Simon & Schuster
Автор Stinson Barney, Kuhn Matt

Описание:
Bestselling author of The Bro Code, Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother fame, presents The Playbook like Neil Strauss's The Game for Bros, The Playbook offers advice on the many creative and resourceful ways Barney's developed to wine, dine, and score with "The Ladies". Since the dawn of history man has searched for the answer to the most fundamental of questions: "Why am I here... not banging chicks?" The search is over. Now, with the help of The Playbook, you'll be able to approach any beautiful woman, discover her innermost passion, and use that to trick her into sleeping with you. You'll master more than seventy five seduction techniques, developed by pickup guru and all-around good guy Barney Stinson, guaranteed to turn you into a bona fide ladies man. Featuring the famous plays including: - The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn; - Mrs. Stinsfire; - The Ted Mosby; - The Time Traveler; - The "SNASA"; - The Scuba Diver; - The "He's Not Coming"... and other greatest hits from Barney Stinson's secret Playbook of legendary moves. So suit up and get ready to be schooled in awesomeness.

Описание:
THE BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a "bro" and behave properly among other bros. THE BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of it's existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the "bro". Containing approximately 150 "unspoken" rules, this code of conduct ranges from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot to crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros THE BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be. Let ultimate bro and co-author Barney Stinson and his book, THE BRO CODE share their wisdom, lest you be caught making eye contact in a devil's three way (two dudes, duh). Sample Articles from THE BRO CODE: Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical. Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection. Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present time observed ratio.

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Congratulations! You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: - Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? - Will I be able to afford this? - Can I ever have sex again? - Will I be a good parent? - Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid no. But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. Which is why Barney has written this book.